>Subject:  Fwd: TopFive -- 7/15/96 -- Signs You're Addicted to the Internet
>
>The Top 18 Signs You're Addicted to the Internet 
>  
>18> Any campground without a T1 line is OFF your vacation  
>itinerary.                                       
> 
>17> Wife calls you to dinner by posting to alt.food. 
> 
>16> I.V. stand next to your mini tower. 
> 
>15> Choice between paying Compuserve bill and paying for kids 
>education is easy -- if a little painful for your kids. 
> 
>14> Your big pickup line is, "Haven't we met on alt.top5.addict?" 
> 
>13> Batteries in the TV remote now last for months. 
> 
>12> You send in your Top Five List submissions while in the  
>air over Oregon. 
> 
>11> You hire a housekeeper for your home page. 
> 
>10> New mail alarm on your palmtop annoys other churchgoers. 
> 
>9> Your mouse-clicking forearm rivals Popeye's. 
> 
>8> AT&T names you Customer of the Month for the third  
>consecutive time. 
> 
>7> Your idea of socializing is sucking up to Chris White  
>for the number one spot. 
> 
>6> You unsuccessfully try to download a pizza from  
>www.dominos.com. 
> 
>5> Your family conducts an intervention via e-mail and  
>checks you into www.bettyford.com. 
> 
>4> You rig your toilet to alert you if you receive any  
>new mail while you're "offline." 
> 
>3> You speak in a monotone voice and call your wife "Friday."  
>(Oops! That's a Sign You're Addicted to Dragnet!) 
> 
>2> You're surprised to learn there's also a 2 o'clock in the 
>*afternoon*. 
> 
> 
>and the Number 1 Sign You're Addicted to the Internet... 
> 
> 
>1> You're reading THIS, aren't you?   
> 
> 
> 
>Today's Top Five List contributors are: 
>--------------------------------------------------------------- 
>Matthew Diamond, Holland, PA          --  1 
>Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA            --  2 
>Vickie Neilson, Carlsbad, CA          --  3, 11 
>Steve Maybo, Carlsbad, CA             --  4     (Hall of Famer) 
>Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA  --  5 
>Sterling Smith, Houston, TX           --  5 
>Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA         --  5 
>Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN            --  6     (Hall of Famer) 
>Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA               --  7 
>Larry Baum, La Jolla, CA              --  8 
>Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA          --  9 
>Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA          -- 10 
>Jim Louderback, New York, NY          -- 12     (Hall of Famer) 
>Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA           -- 13 
>Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA         -- 14 
>Gerard McDonald, New York, NY         -- 15 
>John Hering, Alexandria, VA           -- 16     (Hall of Famer) 
>John Voigt, Chicago, IL               -- 17 
>Joel McClure, Sterling Heights, MI    -- 18 
>Paula Lovejoy, New York, NY           -- Topic 
>Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA             -- Topic 
>Chris White, NY, NY                   -- List owner/editor 
>--------------------------------------------------------------- 
>Selected from 99 submissions by 31 contributors. 
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