From jmckean@ns.technonet.com Sat Mar 09 16:08:05 1996
To: "John D. Tanner" <rham@ix.netcom.com>,
        "Scott A. Morgan" <s.morgan@m.cc.utah.edu>,
        "Richard LeBaron" <richard@burgoyne.com>
Subject: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
From: jmckean@ns.technonet.com (Jerry E. McKean)
Date: Sat, 09 Mar 1996 23:08:05 GMT

>Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women 
>                   (and What They Really Mean) 
> 
> 10. I think of you as a brother. 
>     (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance".) 
> 9.  There's a slight difference in our ages. 
>     (You are a jurassic geezer.) 
> 8.  I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. 
>     (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 
> 7.  My life is too complicated right now. 
>     (I'm waiting for a richer sugar daddy.) 
> 6.  I've got a boyfriend. 
>     (I've got a vibrator.) 
> 5.  I don't date men where I work. 
>     (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 
>     solar system, much less the same building.) 
> 4.  It's not you, it's me. 
>     (It's not me, it's you.) 
> 3.  I'm concentrating on my career. 
>     (Even something as boring and un-fulfilling as my job is better 
>     than dating you.) 
> 2.  I'm celibate. 
>     (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men altogether.) 
> 1.  Let's be friends. 
>     (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in EXCRUCIATING 
>     detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)