Superman has been working very hard over the last few months, no days off, and
lots of overtime.  At a meeting with his superiors he is told to take an
evening off, relax, take it easy and forget about fighting crime for awhile.

The night finally comes around, yet he ponders to himself what the hell is he
going to do for a whole night without catching criminals.  He decides to call
up the other super heroes to see if they want to go out on the town and kick up
their heels.

First he tries Batman, but alas Batman is too busy making repairs to the
Batmobile and has to decline Superman's offer of a night out.  Next he contacts
Captain America (who's always interested in having a good time), but
unfortunately he went out the night before and is tired and hungover.

Next he contacts Spiderman but he's also busy sewing up some holes in his suit.

Quite upset, he decides that he's going to have to go out by himself and
try to have a good time.  Whilst flying to downtown Metropolis he decides as a
last ditch effort to drop in on WonderWoman cos she's a bit of a rager and
loves a bevvy or six.  So, off he flies to her apartment only to find her
curtains wide open and WonderWoman herself writhing on the bed, totally naked,
legs wide apart, in what looks like a very excited state, yet totally alone.

Superman, not being backward in coming forward, feels a little turned on by
this sight and decides to go for it.  So, with a bit of a run-up he flys into
her room, at the ready and dives straight onto her, goes BANG BANG BANG (He's
pretty quick at whatever he does) and quickly flies off again.

"Good lord" says WonderWoman aloud "what was that?"

"I don't know" says the Invisible Man, "But it hurt like hell"