>From: dave@GottaDance.com
>Date: Wed, 6 Nov 1996 21:07:20 -0800 (PST)
>
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>Date: Wed, 6 Nov 1996 21:05:32 PST
>From: Dave Coffman <dave@GottaDance.com>
>Reply-To: Dave Coffman <dave@GottaDance.com>
>Subject: Looking for that Special Someone...
>
>*****     Forwarding note from: hikerchik@aol.com   *****
>*****         Wed, 6 Nov 1996 16:26:02 -0800        *****
>
>
>A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her
>first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another
>woman.Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her sexually,
>so sheput an ad in the classifieds:
>
>Wanted:  A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't
>         leave me, and is good in bed.
>
>About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man
>with no arms and legs on her front porch. "I'm here about your ad," he
>says.
>
>"You must be mistaken," she says.
>
>"Let me explain," he says. "I can't beat you, I don't have any arms. And
>can't run away, because I don't have any legs."
>
>"But," she asks,"How do I know you're good in bed?"
>
>"I rang the  doorbell, didn't I?"
>
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>Dave Coffman              |     SF South Bay Dance Lesson Information  |
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