HELLO,Welcome to the psychiatric hotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive,  please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2If you have mulitple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 & 6IF you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.  Stay onthe line so we can trace the call.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell youwhich number to press.If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number your press.  NO ONEWILL ANSWER...Does anyone fall into any of these categories??  Please select one.