******The Plan******

In the beginning was The Plan,
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form
And the Plan was completely without substance
and darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And they spoke anoungst themselves saying...
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
And the workers went to their Supervisors and sayeth....
"It is a pail of dung and nove may abide the odor thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth,
"It is a container of excretment and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Dorectors and sayeth...
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."
And the Directors spoke umounst themselves, saying one to another...
"It contaims that which aids plant growth, and it is ver strong."
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them...
"It promotes growth and is very powerful."
And the Vice President went unto the President and sayeth unto him...
"This new plan well actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company, and in these areas inparticular."
And the President looked upon "The Plan" and say that it was good, and "The Plan" became Policy...

This is how shit happens!!!!

I don't know about ya'll, but it seems to be that way alot of
times!:):){{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{everyone}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}