Okay, Okay..the fingers are ready...one more so you can<not> laugh:-)

This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "IF I SHOW YOU A 12" MAN THAT
CAN PLAY THE PIANO, WILL YOU BUY ME A DRINK?"
The bartender starts to laugh hysterically, "IF YOU CAN SHOW ME A 12"MAN THAT
CAN PLAY THE PIANO, I"LL BUY YOUR DRINKS ALL NIGHT"
The man nods in agreement!!  He begins to reach into his coat pocket, pulling
out a wee little piano.  The bartender sort of glances over with curiousity.
THEN, the man reaches into the other pocket and pulls out this wee, little, tiny
12" MAN and sets him up next to the piano on the bar.
All of a sudden, the 12" MAN starts to play the piano!!!
"WHOA", the Bartender exclaims. "HOW the HECK did you find this?"
The man sighs and pulls out this GENIE LAMP.  Its all because of this DANG lamp
I found.  The bartender then offers to buy this LAMP FOR a $1000 from the man
and the man agrees, WARNING the bartender, it only brings bad luck!!
The bartender runs into the back, yelling back at the man, "Bad luck?  We'll
see"
The bartender rubs the lamp. POOF!!  A genie comes out and says, you have all
but one wish MASTER!!  RIGHT AWAY, the bartender says,"I  WISH FOR a MILLION
BUCKS!!!"  POOF!!!! "You're wish is my command", the Geenie replies,
diasappearing into the LAMP!
The bartender runs back into the bar and finds nothing but a MILLION DUCKS!!
"SHIT....WHAT IS THIS", glaring at the man with a $1000.
The man answers," I told you it was bad luck!!"
"BUT I wished for a million bucks not a MILLION DUCKS", shouts the bartender.
The man  snickers and stares right into the bartenders eyes, "OH YEAH!! AND DO
YOU THINK I ASKED FOR A 12" PIANIST"

Please, please....hold it back...<BG>.....ROFL...it still kills me

Caio for now            MAGS..aka...Terry