Subject: [Fwd: Neil Armstrong <-- hysterical !!!!!!!!] Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 22:52:46 -0500 From: "Jerry E. McKean" Organization: Genealogical Services To: "Scott A. Morgan" -- | Jerry E. McKean jmckean@ns.technonet.com | | Genealogical Services http://www.technonet.com/~gs/ | | Home of The Genealogy Store | | Home of the world's largest genealogy database!!!! | -------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Neil Armstrong <-- hysterical !!!!!!!! Date: 17 Feb 96 22:21:47 EST From: "Jerry E. McKean" <75061.3111@compuserve.com> To: "Jerry E. McKean" ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- From: Mari the Perky one!, 103147,667 TO: Asmeralda/Pat, 102127,1620 CC: Ted Barber, INTERNET:Tedbar@wcnet.org BROTHER !!!!!, 70003,6466 Lady Dani, 102451,326 Kally, 76372,2044 1&only Lioness, 76503,1122 Shy Mouse/Vicki, 75301,747 Michael Moyle, INTERNET:Moose1956@aol.com QT Pie, 102433,3222 L. Rainbow/Karen, 76750,1370 rick, INTERNET:rsavors@infinet.com sensa/Tara, 102403,2153 Soxie/Janet, 75223,372 Oscar Spaniel, 102153,1534 Morbius Storm, 75061,3111 ted, INTERNET:tedkmil@bgnet.bgsu.edu Siberian Tiger/Doug, 71214,1671 Oriental Tiger/Nate, 71702,3456 TP/Laurel, 76465,531 DATE: 2/17/96 5:52 PM RE: Neil Armstrong <-- hysterical !!!!!!!! This joke was given to me by someone I work with. It's hysterical !!! Let me know what you think ! Mari the perky one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One Small step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement. He followed it by several remarks - usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remard concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut; however, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay , FL while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a child, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon !"