COULD YOU LOVE ME LIKE MY DOG?
                             (i miss u toby)
Could you eat red meat and not be too danity to pick it up and gnaw the bone?

Could you always take my side?

Could you understand my moods and not blame me for having them?

Could you never bite mt head off?

Could you show how much you like the furniture by jumping and climbing all over it?

Could you always be gentle and sweeet to children?

Could you always do your best?

Could you go to the curb when I say, "on your mark,get set, go"?

Could you lie down with me by the fire?

Could you not mind feeling chained to me?

Could you stand it if I tied you up with bristly rope instead of satin?

Could you give me little tiny love nips when you get excited?

Could you stay when I ask?

Could you always let me know where you are by sprawling full-lenth on the floor?

Could you never wag your paw at me?

Could you always wag your tail?

Could you wonder at the beauty of every stick and rock and squirrel?

Could you be eager to have a ball?

Could you like my cooking enough to slurp and gulp your food?

Could you always keep a secret?

Could you take a whiff and tickle the backs of my knees?

Could you nibble my fingers?

Could you never get mad at me, even when I'm yanking your chain?

Could you accept it when I say "no"?