Howdy all... and a pleasant hand shake goes out to you all!  I haven't heard
from a great deal of you in a while, but since I still hear things ABOUT
you, i have decided that you must be alive.  I do have to tell you...
because I messed up on the sending of my first e-mail with this bloody
Eudora Pro program... that I have decided to drop my Cserve account.  So...
go to your lil "save address" button now and press save or whatever you have
to do so that you all won't have an excuse!  It has also come to my
attention that some of the snail mail that I sent from Mail Boxes Etc.
didn't get to people, so I have to resend a bunch of letters too... so you
might be getting something from me in the mail ( and we all know how much
Kania loves mail!)

Anway, I am doing good... enjoying my Spring Break  (even if it IS cloudy)
and trying to get things in order.  Please write me and let me know how you
are.  Hey Jay... CONGRATS on your promotion!  Everyone... my friend Jay got
a promotion, so please give him a very warm computer standing O!!!!! (Laurel
applauds)

OK.. well, the joke I have sent you is a BIT interesting... I thought it was
funny, but from what I have heard (from Mike) is that no one else seems to
think so.  Hurumph.  Shows what LAME friends I have!  Anyway, this is from a
friend of mine so I claim no responsibility for it.  Enjoy and WRITE
BACK.... please!
>LETTERMAN'S TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE, BUT AREN'T:
>
>     10.  I need to whip it out by 5!
>      9.  Mind if I use your laptop?
>      8.  Put it in my box before I leave.
>      7.  If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
>      6.  I want it on my desk,  NOW!
>      5.  HMMMMMMMMMMMM........   I think it's out of fluid.
>      4.  My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
>      3.  It's an entry-level position.
>      2.  When do you think you'll be getting off today?
>
>      AND NUMBER 1 THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT ISN'T:
>
>      1.  It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.
Hugs & Kisses,
Laurel