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>                 THE CONSTITUTION OF LOVE
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>WE, THE LOVERS OF THE HEART, IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT KISS,
ENABLE THE
>MIGHTY HUG, AND TO PROMOTE TO WHOM WE PLEASE, BUT PLEASE THE ONE
WE KISS.
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>ARTICLE #1-STATEMENT OF LOVE-THE KISS
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>1. ON THE HAND---I ADORE YOU
>2. ON THE CHEEK---JUST FRIENDS
>3. ON THE NECK---I WANT YOU
>4. ON THE LIPS---I LOVE YOU
>5. ON THE EAR---JUST JOKING
>6. ANYWHERE ELSE---DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY!!!!!
>7. LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES---KISS ME
>8. HANDS ON THE WAIST---I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET YOU GO
>
>ARTICLE #2-THE THREE STEPS
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>1. GIRL---IF A BOY GETS TOO FRESH, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SLAP HIM
>2. BOY---IF A GIRL SLAPS YOU, KISS HER
>3. BOY AND GIRL---CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT'S RUDE TO STARE
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>ARTICLE #3-THE THREE COMMANDMENTS
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>1. THOU SHALT NOT SQUEEZE TOO HARD
>2. THOU SHALT NOT ASK FOR A KISS, THOU SHALT TAKE ONE
>3. THOU SHALT KISS ON EVERY OPPORTUNITY
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>ARTICLE #4-MUST
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>1. AFTER READING THIS, YOU MUST KISS THE PERSON WHO GAVE YOU THIS
UNLESS THEY
>   ARE OF THE SAME SEX.
>
>ARTICLE #5-CONSEQUENCES
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>AFTER READING THIS, YOU MUST MAKE 7 COPIES IN SEVEN DAYS TO SEVEN
>PEOPLE, OR YOU WILL HAVE 7 YEARS OF BAD LUCK.
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>              REMEMBER...
>              A PEACH IS A PEACH,
>              A PLUM IS A PLUM,
>              A KISS AIN'T A KISS,
>              WITHOUT SOME TONGUE.
>              SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH,
>              AND CLOSE YOUR EYES---
>              AND GIVE YOUR TONGUE...
>              SOME EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!
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