Well, at school we have had a bit of trouble over banning books and so, in
honor of our great school board and a certain looney Latin teacher, I hereby
present some limericks that were in a book in our school library.  And you
wonder what we are REALLY teaching your kids! (Note- sometimes they make
more sense when you read the out loud!)

There was a young girl named Bianca
Who slept while her ship lay at anchor
She woke with dismay,
when she heard the mate say:
'Hi! Hoist up the top sheet and spanker!'

A comely young widow named Ransom
Was revisited three times in a hansom
When she cried out for more,
A voice from the floor
cried: Lady, I'm Simpson, not Samson!

There was a young lady of Tottenham
Her manners - she'd completely forgotten'em;
While at tea at the vicar's
She took off her knickers
Explaining she felt too hot in 'em.

A taxi-cab whore out of Iver
Would do the round trip for a fiver
-Quite reasonable, too,
For a sightsee, a screw,
And a ten-shilling tip for the driver.

When Daddy and Mum got quite plastered,
And their shame had been thoroughly mastered
They told their boy, Harry:
'Son, we never did marry.
But don't tell the neighbors, you bastard!'

There once was a student called Jones,
Who'd reduce any maiden to moans
By his wonderful knowledge
Acquired in college
Of nineteen erogenous zones.

Hee hee.... so- what do you think?  Hope everyone is great!  Hugs to everyone!