Just thought everyone would like these jokes.
	The pope on a visit to the United States was being driven around in a limosuine.One 

day, he comments to the driver "I havent had the 

chance to drive in awhileand would like to drive again".  The driver decides what harm can 

this do andlets the pope drive.  The pope gets carried away and starts to speed.   A 

policeofficer pulls him over and then calls the station to talk to his supervisor.The police 

officer tells his supervisor that he just pulled over someone reallyimportant and didn't 

know if he should give the person a ticket or not.  Thesupervisor asks if the person was 

more important than the governor.  The officersays yes.  The supervisor then asks if the 

person was more important than thesenator.  The officer again replies yes.  The supervisor 

then asks who was in the car.  The officer replied, "I don't know, but the pope is driving 

himaround".
	The Pope, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were all visited by God.  God told the three 

men that the world would end in a week.The Pope 

went to the vatican and told the people "I have good news and bad news.The good news is that 

I saw my God face to face.  The bad news is that the world will end in 7 days."Bill Clinton 

went on tv and told the people "I have good news and bad news.  Thegood news is that I saw 

my God face to face.   The bad news is that the world will end in a week."Bill Gates goes 

back to Microsoft and tells his employees "I have good news andeven better news.  The good 

news is that I have seen my God and the better news is that we don't have to fix the 
problems with Windows 95."