Two men were driving down the road and came to a red light.  The driver blazes through the light without slowing at all.
The passenger says.."What are you doing??  That was a red light!"
The driver replies.."Man, my brother drives like that."
They continue down the road coming to another red light, and the driver sails through it once again.
The passenger says.."What are you doing???  That was a red light!"
The driver once again replies.."My brother drives like that."
They continue driving down the road a few more miles and come to a green light.
The driver slams on the brakes.
The passenger says.."What are you doing??  This is a green light!"
The driver looks at the passenger and replies..."I know, but my brother might be coming the other way!"
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A man calls an exterminator because he has a gorilla in one of the his trees.
The exterminator arrives with a shotgun, a pair of handcuffs, and a Pittbull.
He says to the man "Now, here's the plan.  I'm going to climb the tree and knock the gorillla out of the tree.  When the gorilla falls, the Pittbull will run up and bite the gorilla in the balls.  When the gorilla throws his arms in the air, you handcuff him and I"ll cart him away."   And the man says, "Well, that's great...but what is the gun for??"   The exterminator says.."Well, if by some chance the gorilla knocks me out of the tree.....SHOOT THE DOG!!"