> >           THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA
> >
> >       (must be read with an italian accent, preferably out loud)
> >
> >  One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat
>  breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only
one
>  piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no
>  understand . I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss
onna
>  plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me
sonna
>  ma bitch.
> >  Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a
spoon
> and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyonewanna
> fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you
> better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the
lady
> and she call me sonna ma bitch.
> >  So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
Call
> the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say
you
> no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna
bed,
> you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma
bitch.
>    I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say
> piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.