>X-Sender: sherlock@express.ca (Unverified)
>Date: Sat, 25 Jan 1997 18:04:37 -0800
>To: mags@orc.ca
>From: sherlock@express.ca (SusiQ)
>Subject: heres a good one...
>Cc: james@kootenai.com, jerry@genservices.com, jsanaie@sfu.ca,
>        talon@merge1.mergetel.com
>
>After a terrible accident, a woman had been in a coma for about three weeks.
>One day, a nurse giving her a sponge bath noticed that while washing
around her
>pubic area, her eye brows began to twitch up and down rapidly. She called
in the
>doctor to show him her response, and the doctor immediately called the
woman's
>husband to tell him of this development.
>
>The doctor suggested that severe stimulation might be just the thing to
>bring her
>out of her coma. It seemed to be a highly unusual treatment, but the doctor
>thought that oral sex might just do the trick. The husband agreed to try,
>and the
>doctor and nurses left to monitor the life support machines in another room.
>
>Sure enough, the needles on the gauges began to dance wildly with very high
>readings. This went on for several minutes, when suddenly everything stopped.
>The doctor and the nurses ran in to see what had happened and found the
>husband pulling up his pants.
>
>He looked a little surprised, and all he could say was: "I guess she Choked."
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