Here's a little something a co-worker wrote for one of our weekly meetings..
Thought it was worth sharing.

Bill is our Area Manager.

December 26, 1995

Dear Bill.

                We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application
to model and represent our product, Trojan Condoms.

Although your general physical appearance is not displeasing. Our Board of
Directors felt that your wearing of our product in advertisements does not
portray a positive, romantic image. A
loose, baggy, wrinkled condom is not considered romantic.

We did admire your efforts to try to firm it up by using Poly Grip. But even
then it slipped off before we could get the photographs taken. We would like to
note however, that yours is the first that we have seen that resembles a bicycle
grip.

In short. We appreciate your intrest and would like to thank you for your time.
We will retain your application for possible future consideration. If, by
chance, we decide there is a market for mini-condom, we will contact you.

We send our greetings and sympathy to your Lady.

Respectfully.

Jimmy Hat.
President
Trojan Wear Inc.

P.S.  Remember our slogans.

COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP.
DONT BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY.
NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER.
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT, STAY HOME AND WACK IT.
A TISKET A TASKET, A CONDOM OR A CASKET.