Got this from Lady Dani and since I am a self-proclaimed choco-holic, I
thought that this was PRETTY damn funny.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I
did.  (Come on Scott... laugh!!!)  (She heads down the stairs and makes
chocolate chip cookies.....)
>TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
>
>1)      You can GET chocolate.
>2)      "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
>3)      Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
>4)      You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
>5)      You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
>6)      You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
>7)      If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
>8)      Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
>	called nasty names.
>9)      The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
>10)     You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working
>	hours without upsetting your co-workers.
>11)     You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your
>	face slapped.
>12)     You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
>13)     With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
>14)     Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
>15)     You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
>16)     Good chocolate is easy to find.
>17)     You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
>18)     You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
>19)     When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
>20)     With chocolate size doesn't matter.

Hugs & Kisses,
Laurel