Theres this Man that owns a HUGE house.  Everything he has inside of this HUGEhouse is painted or coloured BLACK.  The Living room is painted black, thefurnitrue is painted black, the bathroom fixtures are black, his bed sheets areblack and pretty much everything else is black.One day, this Man takes a trip to the local Whore House.  He approaches theMadame and asks, "Maam, I need you to get me the largest Black Woman you have"She looks at him, turns around to grab a key, "okay, room 303 should satisfyevery one of those desires you have honey!!"He gets up to the room, opens the door and finds this Beautiful Black Womanabout 350lbs lying NAKED on the bed.He walks towards her and tells her, "..sweety, I want you to spread those legsof yours as far apart as you can!!"  She does it!!  As her legs are apart, theMan kneels down staring at her<ahem> P****Y!!!The man smiling, " Uh huh.....Okay....Yup....Hmmmmmmm", as he moves his headaround to get a  better look at it.  "..Hmm...uh huh.....Okay...That'll do  it"He gets up and turns to leave the room.  Just then, "HEY!! Where the HELL do youthink you're going? You just come here to STARE at me or something?", the womanshouts."Hell NO!!", the man replies.  "I had to find out what PINK SHUTTERS WOULD LOOKLIKE IN MY HOUSE"