>  A  DIFFERENT  KIND  OF  BIKER
>>>
>>>
>>>     There's this guy who's in the market for used motorcycle. Always
>>>     wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping around, answering ads in
>>>     the newspaper, and not having much luck.  One day he comes across a
>>>     beautiful classic Harley with a  " FOR SALE" sign on it.  Upon
>>>     inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition.  He
>>>     inquires about  it with the owner :  " This bike is beautiful!!!!
>>>     I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good
>>>     shape."
>>>
>>>     " Well, "  says the seller , " it's  pretty simple.  Just make sure
>>>     that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub rub
>>>     Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.  In fact,
>>>     since you are bying the bike I wont need my tube of Vaseline.
>>>
>>>     So the guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker.  He takes
>>>     the bike over to show his girlfriend..  She's ecstatic (being a
>>>     Harley fan).  That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his
>>>     girlfriend's parents house, since is the first time he's going to
>>>     meet them, and he wants to make a big impression.   When the couple
>>>     gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm.
>>>
>>>     " Honey,"  she says , " I gotta tell you something about my parents
>>>     before we go in.  When we eat dinner, we don't talk.  In fact, the
>>>     person who says anything during the dinner has to do the dishes."
>>>
>>>     " No problem," he says. And in they go.  The boyfriend is
>>>     astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a hug
>>>     stack of dirty dishes. In the  family room, a huge stack of dishes.
>>>
>>>     They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.  As
>>>     dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the
>>>     situation. So he reaches over, grabs his girlfriend, strips her
>>>     naked, and they make it on the dinner table.  Of course no one says
>>>     a word.
>>>
>>>     " her Mom's Kinda cute", he thinks.  So he grabs his girlfriend's
>>>     Mom and has his way with her right there on the dinner table.
>>>     Again, no one says a word.  Then the boyfriend notices it starting
>>>     to rain, and figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle.  As
>>>     the pulls the Vaseline from his pocket, the father stands up and
>>>     shouts:
>>>
>>>     " All right, I'll do the fucking dishes!!"