Q: Did you hear they do not have kissing booths at Polish carnivals?
A: But they do have a booth where a girl will pick your nose for a buck.

Q: What resort do paranoids go to?
A: Club Dread.

Q: What is one idea that never got off the ground?
A: The Polish Air Force.

Q: What are one million poles doing in Russia?
A: Holding up the telephone wires.

Q: Where is the population center of Haiti?
A: A raft about 50 miles offshore from Miami.

Q: What's the national anthem of Haiti?
A: "Row, row, row your boat ......"