Q: Why did the black dude hold his lighter under his girlfriends vagina?
A: He was trying to smoke her crack.

Q: Did you hear about the Polish baby who was hurt at his baptism?
A: Someone flushed.

Q: Why did the Polack bring a box of condoms to school?
A: The teacher said they were going to study the Trojan War.

Q: Why do black kids torch cars?
A: They love hot wheels.

Q: Why do Japanese women hate oral sex?
A: When Japanese men smell raw fish, they can not help biting.

Q: Why do Polacks save their used toilet paper?
A: They hang it up as fly paper.