(as Murphy's Law has been found to be incomplete and outdated):
1) If anything can go wrong, FIX IT! (To Hell with Murphy!)
2) When given a choice, take both.
3) Multiple projects lead to multiple successes.
4) If you can't beat them, join them. Then beat them.
5) Do it by the book--but be the author of the book.
6) Start at the top, then work your way up.
7) If you can't win, change the rules.
8) If you can't change the rules, then ignore them.
9) When forced to compromise, ask for more.
10) If it's worth doing, it's got to be done RIGHT NOW.
11) Perfection is NOT optional.
12) Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.
13) Don't walk when you can run.
14) When faced without a challenge, make one.
15) "No" simply means to begin again at one higher level.
16) When in doubt: THINK!
17) The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
18) Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary.
19) The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.
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