* In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' x 10' cell.
* At work you spend the majority of your time in a 6' x 8' cubicle.
* In prison you get three meals a day.
* At work you get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it.
* In prison you get time off for good behavior.
* At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
* In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
* At work you must carry a security card and unlock all the doors yourself.
* In prison you can watch TV and play games.
* At work you get fired for watching TV or playing games.
* In prison you have your own toilet.
* At work you have to share with dozens of slobs.
* In prison they allow your friends and family to visit.
* At work you cannot even speak to your friends and family on the phone.
* In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
* At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
* In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
* At work you spend most of your life wanting to get out and inside bars.
* In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
* At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
* In prison there are occasionally guards and wardens who are sadistic.
* At work there are always managers.
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