Benefits of Being Female

• We got off the Titanic first.
• Our guy's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
• We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
• We can cry and get off speeding fines.
• We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
• Taxis stop for us.
• Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• Free dinners, Free movies, Free moving....you get the point.
• We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
• We can hug our friends without wondering if we are gay.
• New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
• It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
• No fashion mistakes we make could ever be as bad as The Speedo.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
• If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
• If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We'll never regret piercing our ears.
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
• We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
• We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.