The Test for DENSA

You've heard of MENSA, the group for geniuses with IQ's of 140 and above? Well, this test is similar, it's from DENSA. It's a lot more fun. Give it a try: Take this quiz, if you dare, and see how you compare.

Write down or remember your answers and DON'T CHEAT!!!!! Good luck!

  1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? (Yes/No)
  2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
  3. Some months have 31 days; some months have 30. How many have 28 days?
  4. How many outs are there in an inning?
  5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? (Yes/No)
  6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10, what is the answer?
  7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
  8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes will the pills last?
  9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
  10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
  11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
  12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
  13. A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country you bury the survivors?
  14. What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?

The Densa Test, Your Evaluation

*Give yourself one point for each correct answer.

  1. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
  2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
  3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
  4. How many outs are there in an inning?
  5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
  6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
  7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
  8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
  9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
  10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
  11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
  12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
  13. A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country you bury the survivors?
  14. What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?

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