**You've heard of MENSA, the group for geniuses with IQ's of 140 and above? Well, this test is similar, it's from DENSA. It's a lot more fun. Give it a try: Take this quiz, if you dare, and see how you compare.**

Write down or remember your answers and DON'T CHEAT!!!!! Good luck!

- Do they have a 4th of July in England? (Yes/No)
- How many birthdays does the average man have?
- Some months have 31 days; some months have 30. How many have 28 days?
- How many outs are there in an inning?
- Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? (Yes/No)
- Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10, what is the answer?
- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
- A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes will the pills last?
- A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
- A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
- How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
- A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country you bury the survivors?
- What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?

*Give yourself one point for each correct answer.

- Is there a Fourth of July in England?
- Yes, it comes after the third of July.

- How many birthdays does the average man have?
- Just one. Mine is in May.

- Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
- All twelve months have 28 days.

- How many outs are there in an inning?
- 6, three per side!

- Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
- No - because he is dead!

- Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
- 70 (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!)

- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
- 2. You took them, remember?

- A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
- 60 minutes. Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes after that take the 3rd. The
*effects*of the pills may last longer than 60 minutes.

- 60 minutes. Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes after that take the 3rd. The
- A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
- 9, since all but 9 die.

- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
- None. It wasn't Moses on the ark. It was Noah.

- A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
- A clerk in a butcher shop weighs meat!

- How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
- There are 12 two cent stamps in a dozen, just like there are 12 of anything else in a dozen.

- A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country you bury the survivors?
- The survivors would probably rather wait until they die to be buried.

- What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?
- Three coins. One is a quarter, another is a quarter, and there's also a nickel.

Add Your Score... How did you do?

Correct Answers: DENSA Rating

- 13-14: Genius
- 10-12: Above Normal
- 7-9: Normal
- 4-6: Slow
- 1-3: Idiot
- None: Brain dead

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